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In veiw of the fact that God limited the intelligence of a man it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --"Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)==========================

On Sainsbury's peanuts --"Warning: contains nuts."(talk about a news flash)===========================

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)==========================

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --"Product will be hot after heating."(...and you thought????...)=======================

On a Pifco hairdryer --"Do not use while sleeping."(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)====================================

On a bag of Doritos --"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)===========================

On a bar of Dial soap --"Directions: Use like regular soap."(and that would be???....)============================

On some Swanson frozen dinners --"Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it'sjusta suggestion.)========================

On packaging for a Rowenta iron --"Do not iron clothes on body."(but wouldn't this save me time?)==============================

On Nytol Sleep Aid --"Warning: May cause drowsiness."(..I'm taking this because???.....)==============================

On most brands of Christmas lights --"For indoor or outdoor use only."(as opposed to what?)==========================

On a Japanese food processor --"Not to be used for the other use."(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)==============================

On an American Airlines packet of nuts --"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: say what?)===========================

17:09 14.05.2012
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